My little corner of the internetTumblr (3.0; @cthulhuforprimeminister)http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hy47Or9u1qbwh7xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24062505296http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24062505296Wed, 30 May 2012 22:08:31 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shaving23spiders.tumblr.com/post/23824238755/his-palms-are-sweaty-knees-weak-arms-spaghetti" target="_blank">shaving23spiders</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>His palms are sweaty, knees weak</span><br/><span>arms spaghetti</span><br/><span>there’s vomit on spaghetti already</span><br/><span>mom’s spaghetti</span><br/><span>He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti</span><br/><span>to drop bombs</span><br/><span>but he keeps on spaghetti</span></p> </blockquote>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24056353582http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24056353582Wed, 30 May 2012 18:08:40 +0800<blockquote> <p>my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like <img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls42fcKjfU1qdvsx3.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24056007981http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24056007981Wed, 30 May 2012 17:52:23 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conversationparade.tumblr.com/post/23279684345" target="_blank">conversationparade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47goi8x1v1qa7n5e.png"/></p> <p>‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47got10Oz1qa7n5e.png"/></p> <p>‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47goy0m5N1qa7n5e.png"/></p> <p>‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47gwl768N1qa7n5e.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>omgfgfh</p>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24004944932http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24004944932Wed, 30 May 2012 01:44:07 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eailQJ831qhulllo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eailQJ831qhulllo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eailQJ831qhulllo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eailQJ831qhulllo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eailQJ831qhulllo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eailQJ831qhulllo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eailQJ831qhulllo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eailQJ831qhulllo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eailQJ831qhulllo9_500.jpg"/><br/> WAT EVEN<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eailQJ831qhulllo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spike-spiegel.tumblr.com/post/23594865166/tloak-higgitusfiggitus-today-my-mom-wasnt" target="_blank">spike-spiegel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tloak.tumblr.com/post/23594636916" target="_blank">tloak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://higgitusfiggitus.tumblr.com/post/23505753835/today-my-mom-wasnt-home-so-my-eight-year-old" target="_blank">higgitusfiggitus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.</p> <p>My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:</p> <p>a) my sister does not have a way with the written word</p> <p>b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine</p> <p>I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these</p> <p>what is wrong with her</p> <p>I don’t even understand what some of these <em>mean</em></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e9yjgwuB1qgtn5i.jpg"/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e9zjbjRC1qgtn5i.jpg"/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ea0wTdZw1qgtn5i.jpg"/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ea1yx0kG1qgtn5i.jpg"/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ea2rdJbw1qgtn5i.jpg"/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ea3ebptM1qgtn5i.jpg"/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ea48WGqP1qgtn5i.jpg"/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ea4zg7I81qgtn5i.jpg"/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ea5u0ub71qgtn5i.jpg"/></p> <p><strong>(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>i rare when im on the toilet.</p> </blockquote> <p>i am beginning to be a horse</p> </blockquote>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24004842329http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24004842329Wed, 30 May 2012 01:42:00 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lgdrjr8Y1qh8ra4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24004668962http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/24004668962Wed, 30 May 2012 01:38:16 +0800<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/cthulhuforprimeminister/23291102283/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_23291102283" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fapitalism.tumblr.com/post/23254561965/nightmare-fuel" target="_blank">fapitalism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Nightmare fuel</p> </blockquote>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/23291102283http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/23291102283Fri, 18 May 2012 22:39:37 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46cv4fIRL1qfxwfso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/23289314442http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/23289314442Fri, 18 May 2012 21:42:49 +0800Kelly Clarkson: since u been gone ive gained 70 poundshttp://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22967717920http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22967717920Sun, 13 May 2012 21:27:03 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://genuinelycornflakes.tumblr.com/post/22931593099/hhfhbhsbhhre-bsh-nb-o-bgg-whe-bgbh-whrte-b-b" target="_blank">genuinelycornflakes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HHFHbhsbhHRE’ BSH NB O BGG</p> <p>WHE BGBH WHRTE B   B </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xml1QFxr1qfowf1.png"/></p> <p>H BGHFL OJHTB HEIJ EY DZS</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xmljmLuB1qfowf1.png"/></p> <p>OHohHHGNBO BHHBTU H BLSON KBHLEI</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xmmj4fwQ1qfowf1.png"/></p> <p>UID TIH B EHFV NBEB  KNWOE  TJ&#160;????</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xmmwFo1S1qfowf1.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xmn1xtPu1qfowf1.png"/></p> <p>C HRI SBT</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xmn8DVOL1qfowf1.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22967244396http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22967244396Sun, 13 May 2012 21:13:49 +0800omfg<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tc73K1T21qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/22943820836/oddly-named-butter-substitutes-so-wait-its-not" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><div id="title"> <h1><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/J3gLig%20" target="_blank">Oddly Named Butter Substitutes</a></strong></h1> </div> <p id="description">So, wait, it’s not butter?</p> <p>[<a href="http://gelfling.tumblr.com/post/22691876095" target="_blank">via</a>]</p></blockquote>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22966626527http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22966626527Sun, 13 May 2012 20:55:37 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qii0Vc3f1robhpjo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mavie-enrainbows.tumblr.com/post/22695451502/space-ghost-commands-thom-to-write-a-hit-song" target="_blank">mavie-enrainbows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Space Ghost commands Thom to write a hit song about a knife.</p> </blockquote>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22774731329http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22774731329Thu, 10 May 2012 19:24:01 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3shr2VmAd1qe9jtio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angrylesbianmom.tumblr.com/post/22764657941/there-is-a-half-eaten-pickle-in-my-bathoom-i-am-so" target="_blank">angrylesbianmom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THERE IS A HALF EATEN PICKLE IN MY BATHOOM I AM SO DONE WITH MY GHETTO ASS FAMILY</p> </blockquote>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22772314548http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22772314548Thu, 10 May 2012 17:23:39 +0800<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/cthulhuforprimeminister/22710892228/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_22710892228" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com/post/21536612067/i-puked-on-the-pizza" target="_blank">ihopericksantorum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I puked on the pizza</p> </blockquote> <p>omfg</p>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22710892228http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22710892228Wed, 09 May 2012 19:14:40 +0800<p>Shout out to Draw Something for fucking up and making me start a new account</p>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22707546785http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22707546785Wed, 09 May 2012 16:24:38 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pgwsdlhN1qzma4ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/22680666739/oh-no" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>OH NO</p></blockquote>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22681689441http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22681689441Wed, 09 May 2012 07:53:03 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1k9hlVtFC1qdqv28o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22648852209http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22648852209Tue, 08 May 2012 20:19:10 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mkm4BLYt1r39fszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pizzaforpresident.tumblr.com/post/22617287755/jesus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>jesus</p></blockquote>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22620245818http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22620245818Tue, 08 May 2012 08:21:29 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mn34I8Du1qasudao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mn34I8Du1qasudao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mn34I8Du1qasudao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22620210299http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22620210299Tue, 08 May 2012 08:21:02 +0800<p>Missed my bus. Woo</p>http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22616470541http://cthulhuforprimeminister.tumblr.com/post/22616470541Tue, 08 May 2012 07:33:34 +0800